Starmen.Net

So here’s this. It’s where I take summaries from Fanfiction.net, and (badly) illustrate them, the way the author clearly intended them to be illustrated i.e. as literal as possible. It’s also full of FaB injokes and pictures of Sonic! YAY!

THE FULL GALLERY

BIFFS
The main attraction, full of Fanfiction.net summary goodness!

1- The one that started it all
Features Dr. Sonic, browser cassle and a story about g

2-Ranga, Shadow and i
Features Michael Moore, csis and Taxi Driver

3-It went bang
Features House, Billl Nye, and Evil Gene Rayburn

Illustrated Fanfiction.net Summaries and Knuckles
Special Sonic Edition! Features Gerbails, Jefftonic, and Blackleader

4-SHUT UP, DR. BREEN
Features X, Indiana Jones and the new evil team in pokemon

5-Serton Bad Medicine
Features Brain Lovwers, Pioson the Hedgehog and poems

6-Just A Heads Up
Features Team Imago, John McCain, and babysitting in Animal Crossing

7- Meet Sonic Phantom
Featuring Billy Mays, Pencap, and Hedgehog Metal Family

8-Sonic Humans
Featuring the Mythbusters, a Dalek, and John Hodgman

9-Stewart/Colbert Slash?!
Features Sonichu, new socks, and a story by Matilda Caboose

10-Mother Special
Features Mama Lucas, four Nintens, and MMxPigmask

11-Contest Poke Ikari Attack Zeppelin
Features Homsar Bible Stories, Mallard Fillmore, and timy turner

12- BLU Ranger’s Bad Day
Features Dr. Metaknight, Aura the Girl/Lucario hybrid, and a very bad slash

BIFF-Badly Illustrated FanFiction
Join Sonic the Hedgehog and friends as they deal with a number of full fanfictions, each tied together by the insane thoughts of Ranger.

Episode 1: Cherry Blosome Love
Sora Sky tells us a tragic tale of love and angst. Also, wearing a baby.

Episode 2: Mario and the Doritos
AKA Adventures in Racism, also AKA The one that doesn’t fit the story

Episode 3: Blinded by Accident
Sonic is just beginning to deal with the loss of his best friend Tails, but a freak accident takes something else away from him.

Episode 4: Sonic Learns To Swim
Plunged into a deep coma, Sonic’s mind goes into overdrive.

Episode 5: Shadow and Sonny/Chilly Dogs and Amy Rose
After awakening from his coma, Sonic breaks up with his boyfriend Shadow, and has a dream that may just not be fiction.

Episode 6: Sally’s Doomsday
After learning that Sonic has been arrested for Sally’s murder, Amy gives us her own account of events.

Episode 7: Ran-Dumb
Amy breaks Sonic out of jail, but multiple forces are not so keen on the idea of him escaping.

Special Halloween Episode: Tails Past
Sonic tells a scary story at his Halloween party, and an old friend returns.

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Episode 8: A Story Of Sonadow[/url]
Agent Big interrogates Sonic about the recent wrongdoings.

Episode 9: Truth or Daarer Sonic
FLASHBACK! OH BOY! Fox and KITT host a Truth or Daarer show that will go down in history (or not)!
Oh, also Sonic gets captured.

BARF
Badly Acted Radio Fanfiction! As heard on Radio PSI!

Episode 1: The Seeker
Shadow, a seeker, meets the mercenary team Blue Sonic and falls for the leader. Oh, and Shadow’s a girl.

Episode 2: The Seeker part 2
The next chapter in the Seeker saga: We follow Sonic and Shadow during their training until the author’s mother interrupts.

Episode 3: Cheap Shot
Mewtwo and Pichu are bored, and stuff happens. YESZ!

Episode 4: The Seeker part 2.5
More Seeker! Manic visits and is promptly ignored, Rouge is a jerk, and we learn about Shadow’s obligatory dark past.

Episode 5: Porky Story
Yes, THAT Porky Story. We learn something about Pokey’s young life. Something. I’m not sure exactly what.

EXTRAS
All sorts of vaguely BIFF related stuff that doesn’t belong in the upper two categories

FF.net insults me and I am sad about it

BIFFS 7 Deleted Scene: Shaow’s Inbox
Guest appearance from Mashi

Kasper A. Vestergaard Fanart: Kaspario and kuckels the ekidna

The Return Of Sora Sky

Battle Of The OCs: Sora Sky vs. Fora Fly

Sonic Discovers the True Secret to deviantArt: FETISHES

kinda biff-related doodlepages:page 1 page 2

FANART
bloopie’s TTLY ORIGNAL OC, Fora Fly. DONUT STEEL!!!11

aipe has found Sora Sky hiding inside that Sonic dollmaker thingie

More is always coming, so don’t be a stranger! Enjoy, and remember: I’m losing my sanity all for your enjoyment.

Those badges just weren’t enough, were they?
Overacheiver!

I think it’s pretty sweet.

Giegue:

These are hilarious, but I’m never going to Fanfiction. Those people are messed up.

"Sonic x Samus"? shudder

Charlett:

SHUT UP DR. BREEN.

Biffs rule.

:DDDDDD Awesome.

more like mashi vs. ranger eh

Anyways, an experiment: Badly Illustrated Fanfiction.net Fanfictions 1 is here!

Don’t read it.

You rock you deserve more badges……mabey a make a person laugh until they enter a state of death badge?

“blosome” more like “blows less”

How do you do it?

I don’t know what’s weirder, the summaries or the fanflicks themselves. Good job, these are hilarious!

the “sudden pov change” bubble in the first illustrated fanfiction is one of the best things i’ve ever seen. thank you for that, ranger.

Oh man, those are great! My favorites are the Bill Nye and “This is mushy! I think badly of the author!” ones!

It almost makes me wanna do some, but I won’t horn in on your territory there.

rofl

“th…this” and I never knew someone would bored enough to write a Mac and PC fic

…wth

Y’know Ranger, I was originally intending to take my badges back sometime soon, but I think you can have them for a bit longer.

I love these. I can’t stop laughing at some of them.

i will save peech.
lol

You need to make more summaries of full fan-fictions, I couldn’t stop laughing while reading the TailsXOC one. I know it’s a little tricky finding fan-fictions that are short and dumb enough to illustrate, but I can hook you up.

Lion Rocker beat me to it.

They all are super funny, but I actually started crying while reading the first one holy crap.

Make more of those

Oh yeah Giegue? Well… well… well SPIDERMAN is messed up too, and people still love him D=

Srsly, Fanfiction isn’t a horrible horrible piece of crap thing, the GOOD people are just harder to find. D=

My point exactly. You should try and give Fanfic a chance for once, though… D= Good fic writers (like I’d like to BELIEVE I am) work really hard and it’d be nice to get feedback from smart, cool guys like you. So don’t shut down EVERYONE, just check us out~ =D

LOL I don’t think ANYONE forgives that author for that piece of drivel. Humans can be so stupid, it’s almost funny.

…almost. =D

And now RIP Mario.

Man, you just love picking the ones where everyone dies, huh? =D

Ranger you deserve another badge

Oh wait.

This the best piece of art I’ve ever seen.

I laughed pretty hard at this one.