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So here’s this. It’s where I take summaries from Fanfiction.net, and (badly) illustrate them, the way the author clearly intended them to be illustrated i.e. as literal as possible. It’s also full of FaB injokes and pictures of Sonic! YAY!

THE FULL GALLERY

BIFFS
The main attraction, full of Fanfiction.net summary goodness!

1- The one that started it all
Features Dr. Sonic, browser cassle and a story about g

2-Ranga, Shadow and i
Features Michael Moore, csis and Taxi Driver

3-It went bang
Features House, Billl Nye, and Evil Gene Rayburn

Illustrated Fanfiction.net Summaries and Knuckles
Special Sonic Edition! Features Gerbails, Jefftonic, and Blackleader

4-SHUT UP, DR. BREEN
Features X, Indiana Jones and the new evil team in pokemon

5-Serton Bad Medicine
Features Brain Lovwers, Pioson the Hedgehog and poems

6-Just A Heads Up
Features Team Imago, John McCain, and babysitting in Animal Crossing

7- Meet Sonic Phantom
Featuring Billy Mays, Pencap, and Hedgehog Metal Family

8-Sonic Humans
Featuring the Mythbusters, a Dalek, and John Hodgman

9-Stewart/Colbert Slash?!
Features Sonichu, new socks, and a story by Matilda Caboose

10-Mother Special
Features Mama Lucas, four Nintens, and MMxPigmask

11-Contest Poke Ikari Attack Zeppelin
Features Homsar Bible Stories, Mallard Fillmore, and timy turner

12- BLU Ranger’s Bad Day
Features Dr. Metaknight, Aura the Girl/Lucario hybrid, and a very bad slash

BIFF-Badly Illustrated FanFiction
Join Sonic the Hedgehog and friends as they deal with a number of full fanfictions, each tied together by the insane thoughts of Ranger.

Episode 1: Cherry Blosome Love
Sora Sky tells us a tragic tale of love and angst. Also, wearing a baby.

Episode 2: Mario and the Doritos
AKA Adventures in Racism, also AKA The one that doesn’t fit the story

Episode 3: Blinded by Accident
Sonic is just beginning to deal with the loss of his best friend Tails, but a freak accident takes something else away from him.

Episode 4: Sonic Learns To Swim
Plunged into a deep coma, Sonic’s mind goes into overdrive.

Episode 5: Shadow and Sonny/Chilly Dogs and Amy Rose
After awakening from his coma, Sonic breaks up with his boyfriend Shadow, and has a dream that may just not be fiction.

Episode 6: Sally’s Doomsday
After learning that Sonic has been arrested for Sally’s murder, Amy gives us her own account of events.

Episode 7: Ran-Dumb
Amy breaks Sonic out of jail, but multiple forces are not so keen on the idea of him escaping.

Special Halloween Episode: Tails Past
Sonic tells a scary story at his Halloween party, and an old friend returns.

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Episode 8: A Story Of Sonadow[/url]
Agent Big interrogates Sonic about the recent wrongdoings.

Episode 9: Truth or Daarer Sonic
FLASHBACK! OH BOY! Fox and KITT host a Truth or Daarer show that will go down in history (or not)!
Oh, also Sonic gets captured.

BARF
Badly Acted Radio Fanfiction! As heard on Radio PSI!

Episode 1: The Seeker
Shadow, a seeker, meets the mercenary team Blue Sonic and falls for the leader. Oh, and Shadow’s a girl.

Episode 2: The Seeker part 2
The next chapter in the Seeker saga: We follow Sonic and Shadow during their training until the author’s mother interrupts.

Episode 3: Cheap Shot
Mewtwo and Pichu are bored, and stuff happens. YESZ!

Episode 4: The Seeker part 2.5
More Seeker! Manic visits and is promptly ignored, Rouge is a jerk, and we learn about Shadow’s obligatory dark past.

Episode 5: Porky Story
Yes, THAT Porky Story. We learn something about Pokey’s young life. Something. I’m not sure exactly what.

EXTRAS
All sorts of vaguely BIFF related stuff that doesn’t belong in the upper two categories

FF.net insults me and I am sad about it

BIFFS 7 Deleted Scene: Shaow’s Inbox
Guest appearance from Mashi

Kasper A. Vestergaard Fanart: Kaspario and kuckels the ekidna

The Return Of Sora Sky

Battle Of The OCs: Sora Sky vs. Fora Fly

Sonic Discovers the True Secret to deviantArt: FETISHES

kinda biff-related doodlepages:page 1 page 2

FANART
bloopie’s TTLY ORIGNAL OC, Fora Fly. DONUT STEEL!!!11

aipe has found Sora Sky hiding inside that Sonic dollmaker thingie

More is always coming, so don’t be a stranger! Enjoy, and remember: I’m losing my sanity all for your enjoyment.

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President of the Loids are not Christmas Fanclub
Also BIFFS woo
also also BIFFGAME!-devblog

melcat!

White Sesame Seed

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ranger – these just get better and better

Those who dance are often thought mad by those who cannot hear the music. -Tao Te Ching

Daxxglax

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Those badges just weren’t enough, were they?
Overacheiver!

I think it’s pretty sweet.

Twitter DeviantArt Tumblr

Steam handle: The Littlest Man

Giegue

Creature of many names

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These are hilarious, but I'm never going to Fanfiction. Those people are messed up.

"Sonic x Samus"? *shudder*
AKA Space Captain Giegue Von Drakne Esq.

sprite BlackZero

These are hilarious, but I’m never going to Fanfiction. Those people are messed up.

"Sonic x Samus"? shudder

Shudder indeed.

Charlett

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SHUT UP DR. BREEN.

Also make more.

These are hilarious, but I’m never going to Fanfiction. Those people are messed up.

I try so hard not to make bad fanfiction but these people on FF.Net just ruin everything and now I’m messed up because I write it!!!

Dude Ranger. Look up the author Charlett and make something from my fics. I’d love to see one of them =D

“Duster, Duster, I need your doorknob.”

“HEY! GET OUT OF OUR PRIVACY!”

sprite BlackZero

SHUT UP DR. BREEN.

I have nothing to say to that, except the sentence I am posting right now.

sprite Jatopian

only wishes to be psychic

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Ranger, I love you. I haven't laughed this hard in who knows how long.

IT'S HARD TO CONTROL MYSELF

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Biffs rule.

Anarchy in the SB SimonBob

Heckran-type

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rofl omg

Did you show SaturnStorm the one you did about her story? It is fab.

sprite Raevmu

one day I'll be cool and I'll have a rank

    :DDDDDD Awesome.

    sprite Mashi

    finishes EarthBound, asks “where my mother3 at?”

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    manny vs. pong
    I AM A LLAMA MASK MAJOR.
    Known for editing her posts a gabillion times before being satisfied with them.
    ENEMA BAG OH GOD OH GOD

    DANCE! Ranger

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    more like mashi vs. ranger eh

    Anyways, an experiment: Badly Illustrated Fanfiction.net Fanfictions 1 is here!

    Don’t read it.

    President of the Loids are not Christmas Fanclub
    Also BIFFS woo
    also also BIFFGAME!-devblog

    Kalle

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    th-this is so amazing

    it could cure cancer

    WOAT

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      You rock you deserve more badges……mabey a make a person laugh until they enter a state of death badge?

      Thank you for reading this signature. This signature loves you!

      Wilhelmina Carmel

      Wilhelm Scream

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      my face hurts very much from laughing so stop making these please

      Anarchy in the SB SimonBob

      Heckran-type

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      • April Fool's 2012 15-sigs
      • Chompy
      • Funkatastic Fest Funktastic Thank You
      • Funktastic Fest Funktastic Fanstuff
      • The Sparkles
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      • !I believed in Smash
      • Puppy

      “blosome” more like “blows less

      How do you do it?

      Jamis

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      Ranger, this is amazing and you rule.

      sprite blrasmu

      Oy quant spel gudly

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      I don’t know what’s weirder, the summaries or the fanflicks themselves. Good job, these are hilarious!

      Don’t be bad in las.
      3DS: 2148-8260-4043

      sprite rogueofmv

      I’ve written on FF.
      A Pokémon fanfic.
      You’ll notice it stands out from the others, because it contains no AxB, no TF (unless you count the Mystery Dungeon part), no anime canon, and a completely original and almost non-game-related story by myself.

      I’d link you to it, but I don’t want to advertise.

      Everyone surrounding me there is quite the… interesting character. O.o

      Oh, and these illustrations… so funny, I’m glad I was alone while reading them. Otherwise, my roommate would have gone all “WTH is his problem?” on me. Genius! xD

      DON’T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.
      last.fm - Adventure Time last.fm group

      sprite thecaseybat

        the “sudden pov change” bubble in the first illustrated fanfiction is one of the best things i’ve ever seen. thank you for that, ranger.

        DANCE! Ranger

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        my face hurts very much from laughing so stop making these please

        okay that’s fair, no more biffs guys

        i lied
        8

        President of the Loids are not Christmas Fanclub
        Also BIFFS woo
        also also BIFFGAME!-devblog

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        Psychic Blob Feeder

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        Oh man, those are great! My favorites are the Bill Nye and “This is mushy! I think badly of the author!” ones!

        It almost makes me wanna do some, but I won’t horn in on your territory there.

        In reality, I have chicken legs.

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        WHY CAN I NOT STOP LAUGHING.

        Pulitzer-winning author of such beloved favorites as
        “Regretful Skype From 3AM Last Night” and “Drunk And
        Spamming Creepypasta On IRC Again”.

        Wilhelmina Carmel

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        rofl

        “th…this” and I never knew someone would bored enough to write a Mac and PC fic

        …wth

        Anarchy in the SB SimonBob

        Heckran-type

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        • !I believed in Smash
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        aaah I almost got busted at work from the Dalek one

        sprite Katon

        Space Waifu

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        Y’know Ranger, I was originally intending to take my badges back sometime soon, but I think you can have them for a bit longer.

        Hey, do you do Judo?
        I do Judo!

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        It amuses me that you think you have any say in the matter

        Also Ranger this is one of those things I don’t think people will ever tire of. So you better keep it up slim

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        I love these. I can’t stop laughing at some of them.

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        Gah, Devaintart crashes Firefox 3 some reason

        I read 8 and 1 and I must say, they’re hilarious

        I’ll look at the rest via iPod Touch and see.

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        i will save peech.
        lol

        Check out my Tumblr.
        I mod Game Boys and stuff.

        sprite DSuser

          That’s amazing. I’ll go tell everyone at NinDB forums to see, too! But please add more!

          Lion Rocker

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          You need to make more summaries of full fan-fictions, I couldn’t stop laughing while reading the TailsXOC one. I know it’s a little tricky finding fan-fictions that are short and dumb enough to illustrate, but I can hook you up.

          <roxy> not everyone can be a hispanic/asian/dyke transformer

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          Dude, BIFF has its own TOPIC here?

          didn’t realize

          omg yessss you still have Katon’s badges

          Ranger I am still loving you to death~

          Yikyak Goon Slayer

          Lion Rocker beat me to it.

          They all are super funny, but I actually started crying while reading the first one holy crap.

          Make more of those

          bad poster

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          okie dokie guys!

          new biffs
          nein

          President of the Loids are not Christmas Fanclub
          Also BIFFS woo
          also also BIFFGAME!-devblog

          Giegue

          Creature of many names

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          That last one continues to confirm my earlier statement
          AKA Space Captain Giegue Von Drakne Esq.

          Fishing Minigame Champion

          • Holiday Funfest 08 Winner
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          • Game Swag
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          • Holiday Funfest 2012 3rd Place
          • ZAWA RRPS Winner
          • M25FF Participation Award
          • 2014 Halloween Hack-Fest Judge!
          • SummerBound Super Helper Umbrella

          Why are you so awesome?

          Charlett

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          Oh yeah Giegue? Well… well… well SPIDERMAN is messed up too, and people still love him D=

          Srsly, Fanfiction isn’t a horrible horrible piece of crap thing, the GOOD people are just harder to find. D=

          “Duster, Duster, I need your doorknob.”

          “HEY! GET OUT OF OUR PRIVACY!”

          Giegue

          Creature of many names

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          I understand that there are normal people on there, but that doesn't stop it from having some seriously messed up people.

          Pretty much like, well, every part of the internet
          AKA Space Captain Giegue Von Drakne Esq.

          Charlett

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          My point exactly. You should try and give Fanfic a chance for once, though… D= Good fic writers (like I’d like to BELIEVE I am) work really hard and it’d be nice to get feedback from smart, cool guys like you. So don’t shut down EVERYONE, just check us out~ =D

          “Duster, Duster, I need your doorknob.”

          “HEY! GET OUT OF OUR PRIVACY!”

          DANCE! Ranger

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          I know there’s good ones. Whenever I see a fanfic that looks interesting when searching for BIFFS material, I click on it and check it out. Sometimes they’re good, other times not, but you know how it goes.

          i still don’t forgive it for that jon stewartxstephen colbert fic though

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          Charlett

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          LOL I don’t think ANYONE forgives that author for that piece of drivel. Humans can be so stupid, it’s almost funny.

          …almost. =D

          “Duster, Duster, I need your doorknob.”

          “HEY! GET OUT OF OUR PRIVACY!”

          DANCE! Ranger

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          hey, guess what?
          badly illustrated fanfiction.net fanfictions episode 2 is here
          Don’t worry, I didn’t manage to twist it into a melodramatic horror like Episode 1.
          r.i.p. sora sky

          President of the Loids are not Christmas Fanclub
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          also also BIFFGAME!-devblog

          Charlett

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          And now RIP Mario.

          Man, you just love picking the ones where everyone dies, huh? =D

          “Duster, Duster, I need your doorknob.”

          “HEY! GET OUT OF OUR PRIVACY!”

          YOU CALLIN ME CRAZY!? oh wai..

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          This is why your hot, this is why your hot, this is why this is why

          THIS IS WHY YOUR HOTDDDDDDDDDD

          why is life so unfair. Thy hatred is unjust, you jest? “why” “GNAUT” can i vote for all YE

          sprite meteorite

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          Ranger you deserve another badge

          Oh wait.

          This the best piece of art I’ve ever seen.

          Doesn’t care.

          Wilhelmina Carmel

          Wilhelm Scream

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          Oh God. Ranger, you’re my idol.

          Nesskid

          Officer Sheriff Bradley from the... Leehigh... County

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          • DINO RAMPAGE!

          I laughed pretty hard at this one.

          My name is “Nesskid” that used to be a big deal.
          Casey? /wiggles fingers

          DANCE! Ranger

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          hey, i did another one tonight for the heck of it!
          Here’s an excuse to write my own Sonic fanfiction Badly Illustrated Fanfiction.net Fanfictions episode 3!
          omg it’s starting to have a cohesive storyline what will happen next?!?! not even i know!

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