Jerks.
It's probably some obvious well-known 'secret' cover story too.
Oink! Do you want to make the world a better place? So that all people can be happy? Do you like pork? Then join the PigMask Army, for a New Utopia! Note: If a boy suspected of involvement in a rebellion, calling himself “Lucas” or his associate, “Boney”, approach you, please ignore any and all advice he gives you. That is all. Oink!
Its obviously Kingdom Hearts.
And the Mother3 thing is just plain mean.
Super Mario Galaxy is the best game ever.
In fact, the Mother series wouldn’t touch my top 5 list of games. But I still love it.
Its all Reggie mocking us. How dare he!
“Life uh.. finds a way..” – Jeff Goldbloom
It's not Mother 3 because they're going to call it Earthbound 2 or somthing.
The signature that sometimes isn’t
shupao38 wrote on Fri, 27 June 2008 10:57
Could be Kingdom Hearts as well as MOTHER 3, I mean, it does say big <u>"reveals,"</u> hopefully indicating more than one.
I never thought it could be kingdom hearts COUGH358/2 daysCOUGH
The signature that sometimes isn’t
If it IS Mother 3, I'm gonna scream into the world, I'll be in Video game heaven :d , if it is not Mother 3
, I'm gonna kill Reggie and Kenny!
Well, the next issue preview has a sword thing in the ground, it could possibly be one of the seven needles, and the fit for a king may refer to the pig king, and the lot of heart must mean Hinawa. It HAS to be Mother 3, the signs are there, clearly. (heart jumps) Please be Mother 3, PLEASE be Mother 3!
AngryBound – Earth is angry and wants people who downvote my posts dead
reidman wrote on Fri, 27 June 2008 09:54
Heh, well, if I wasn't a MOTHER fan but was familiar with our writhing, I'd think it was pretty funny. Unfortunately...
So true, never thought Nintendo Power would use this sort of dark humor though.
Neckbeard powers activate! Form of a neckbear!
Quite possibly the worst joke I've seen in years.
aoeuhtns…That spells “keyboard elitist.”
EBer wrote on Fri, 27 June 2008 07:44
Its obviously Kingdom Hearts.
And the Mother3 thing is just plain mean.
That's what I thought. Mean. =(
GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLES.
They're just trolling us at this point
Magic carpet is the transportation, went to the moon in a soda can. Not all my boys believe in science, stretching truth in the Promised Land. But you won’t be getting in, (you know by now.) no you won’t be getting in. ( you know by now.) No, you won’t be getting in…it’s souled out, in heaven.