Lucas Faceplant NE sprite comments that make me feel like going on a murderous rampage.

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sprite iluvpudding4eva

“is ness in mother 3”

“I wish Ness was in Mother 3”

“it would be awesume if ness was in Mother 3”

“WTF?! where’s Ness”

any comments that make you want to kill someone, post here.

Food_Eater

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“…the unused Giygas battle.”

“..Giygas’ Nightmare.”

“…Claus’ removed transformation into Giygas.”

sprite theowl89

    My Favorite Chimaria is the UC, IT’S UNBEATABLE LOLLUZ!!!!one!!!!1!!!!!!1!1

    sprite HuntMac

    “Why do they call Ninten, "Ness” for the “Don’t Care” option in EarthBound?"

    sprite iluvpudding4eva

    the funny thing is that giygas is only mentioned once in the game

    sprite theowl89

      ^

      The funny thing is giygas is never mentioned

      sprite iluvpudding4eva

      sprite theowl89

        Alluded to, never mention

        chalks one up for theowl

        sprite iluvpudding4eva

        ^

        in a way…he is…just not directly

        sprite theowl89

          True, but you never said indirectly.

          ON WITH THE TOPIC!

          Daxxglax

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          My Favorite Chimaria is the UC, IT’S UNBEATABLE LOLLUZ!!!!one!!!!1!!!!!!1!1

          that’s a very valid reason

          Music’s the only thing that makes sense anymore. Play it loud enough… and it keeps the demons at bay.

          sprite iluvpudding4eva

          “Flint is Ness”

          Food_Eater

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          Alternate Translation
          “No matter how much you revise the rules, no matter how much you try to grin and bear it, humans are cursed to do the same bad and stupid things. We strangle ourselves. And this brings the ruin. If you could just accept my glorious, heroic filled idea and follow me, you would find happiness.”

          sprite iluvpudding4eva

          ^

          ._.

          sprite Curimuch

            “THE UNUSED FINAL BOSS WAS GIYAGAS POSSESSING CLAUS.”

            “AND THAT GRAY THINGY IS CLAUS’ BODY SCREWED WITH SCIENCE AND THE PSI TURNED IT INTO A GOLDEN FORM.”

            See, admittedly, I have no idea what the hell that gray turn into golden thing is, and I don’t care because it looked really idiotic and out of place. The warped Claus images I totally believe are a scrapped magicant idea. When you’re confronting this images, I really thought I was going to fight the characters themselves, and the background being weirder than usual would mean that the creators were trying to help you see what they see.

            I also think that naked Claus was the mirror to naked Ness, and the XXs to reference Mother 1. Just to toss a subtle/indirect “THIS IS THE MAGICANT!”

            But instead got one eyed floating smilies. ):

            Anyway, lets continue on.

            “MASKED BOY

            “I wish Ness was in!”

            “I don’t like how Mother 3 handled Porky. I mean, he was just comic relief in EarthBound, but now he’s a tyrant in Mother 3.”

            “Giyagas would’ve been a better final boss.”

            Yes, never mind that this would totally destroy the purpose of the chosen four. Apparently, IT’S COOLER.

            rrraaagggeeee

            Food_Eater

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            Ugh…

            “mecha drago is two haerd i need codes”

            sprite limberheadpollen

            “Ugh, Lucas is gay! where the hell is Ness?! Or Claus for pete’s sake!”

            “Weren’t you watching? he like was like lying on the ground dead in Chapter 1…”

            “Make him come back! I hate this fag!”

            “You do know this fag has more attack power?”

            “Ah, Screw you Ness hater!”

            sprite Dadalama

            anything involving giygas… I guess I’m pretty bandwagon here.

            sprite Curimuch

              "Ugh, Lucas is gay! where the hell is Ness?! Or Claus for pete’s sake!"

              "Weren’t you watching? he like was like lying on the ground dead in Chapter 1…"

              "Make him come back! I hate this fag!"

              "You do know this fag has more attack power?"

              "Ah, Screw you Ness hater!"

              Haha, those exist?

              Man.

              I understand Brawl players calling Lucas a wussy character, but actual Mother 3 players? rofl

              sprite Callin

              “The loud breathing noise is GIYGAS!”

              “Claus was supposed to transform into GIYGAS!”

              “Giygas!”

              “My reply shows that I only looked at your attachment and not what you said about the attachment, and in my haste to reply I made you look like you forgot a big part of Mother 3’s story when really you didn’t.”

              “Earthbound 64’s graphics look bad.”

              “I think the logo at the end is supposed to mean something.”

              “Even if you give Lucas a red cap, I still won’t be happy.”

              sprite blakyoshi7

              Ugh…

              "mecha drago is two haerd i need codes"

              For me, this extends to every boss in the game.
              The page you downloaded the translation from contains a link to a walkthrough. USE IT.

              sprite Curimuch

                "Earthbound 64’s graphics look bad."

                To be fair, the N64 is my favorite system, and I am generally easy-going with graphics, and I still thought EB64 graphics were terrible.

                sprite Mr_Tomjenkins

                "Earthbound 64’s graphics look bad."

                To be fair, the N64 is my favorite system, and I am generally easy-going with graphics, and I still thought EB64 graphics were terrible.

                well it was a beta….

                sprite Curimuch

                  "Earthbound 64’s graphics look bad."

                  To be fair, the N64 is my favorite system, and I am generally easy-going with graphics, and I still thought EB64 graphics were terrible.

                  well it was a beta….


                  In my opinion, I still don’t think it would’ve turned out too well. Especially since the staff themselves said they were inexperienced.

                  I think working in a field that they are incredibly familiar in was the better outcome. But that’s my opinion, lol.

                  LiarXAgerate

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                  • DINO RAMPAGE!

                  “People who would have preferred a more direct sequel to EarthBound—” sorry “—Mother 2 suck! Now I’m going to make a topic where I generalize about them, and use murderous hyperbole while doing so!”

                  I really hate comments like that.

                  You know, I’d buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn’t open.

                  sprite Curimuch

                    "People who would have preferred a more direct sequel to EarthBound—" sorry "—Mother 2 suck! Now I’m going to make a topic where I generalize about them, and use murderous hyperbole while doing so!"

                    I really hate comments like that.

                    No one here said Mother 2 sucked. On average, it’s the other way around with how it is not a direct sequel, that it does not have enough ‘formula’ such as ‘capped boy and pink dress girl’, and so many other pointless little complaints. Things that would not make the game a rehash, something people normally complain about, things that would not make the previous game lose value and sense since giyagas is dead and everything in 2 is finished. I cannot possibly fantom how Mother 3 could ever have been a direct sequel.

                    Why would anyone even want Giyagas back?

                    LiarXAgerate

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                    • DINO RAMPAGE!

                    Reread the post, the sentence doesn’t say “Mother 2 suck” it says “… people… suck.” I thought this topic—and a lot of the things I’ve seen like it—was a serious overreaction to what is a legitimate complaint, no matter how much you disagree with it.

                    You know, I’d buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn’t open.

                    sprite Curimuch

                      Reread the post, the sentence doesn’t say "Mother 2 suck" it says "… people… suck." I thought this topic—and a lot of the things I’ve seen like it—was a serious overreaction to what is a legitimate complaint, no matter how much you disagree with it.

                      Yes, but I read it as you saying people here are saying “Mother 2 sucks” when no one did. And how are they legitimate complaints?

                      I just don’t see how the Giyagas complaints are valid at all. Ness even made his cameos, I don’t see any other role or use of him. He did his thing, he should stick in his own zone.

                      Chewy

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                      • DINO RAMPAGE!

                      I don’t think you can just blow it off and say something like “he should stick in his own zone,” because this is a sequel. Not some unrelated game. People want to make connections because they loved the previous one so much, and I don’t blame them.

                      LiarXAgerate

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                      • DINO RAMPAGE!

                      Yeah, but you read it incorrectly. Even if you were about to misread it the verb form should have tipped you off. Anyway, just to clear it up once and for all: I did not say that people here are saying “Mother 2 sucks.”

                      I characterized the topic as being a way for the OP to generalize about people who say Mother 3 could have been more in keeping with the tone and style of the rest of the series by taking one thing from that bag of arguments, whether or not Ness should have been in the game more directly than he was, and turning it into a category of things that make him feel like going on a murderous rampage.

                      You know, I’d buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn’t open.

                      sprite Curimuch

                        I don’t think you can just blow it off and say something like “he should stick in his own zone,” because this is a sequel. Not some unrelated game. People want to make connections because they loved the previous one so much, and I don’t blame them.

                        A sequel that isn’t in the same time as Ness.

                        This could be used for Ninten and his party. No one complains about their lack of presence in Mother 2. But when it comes to Mother 3 it’s constantly, “This is a Sequel where is Ness and a bunch of other Earthbound sutff??”

                        I’m sure you can name sequels that weren’t very direct just like this one.

                        @ LiarXAgerate: Oh, alright then.

                        Chewy

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                        The setting in America (or America-like place) and the tone, mood, direction etc. of the game in MOTHER 1 did not change drastically in MOTHER 2. Of course there have been sequels that are not very connected, but at least understand this difference, with the sudden drastic change in MOTHER 3 as compared with what people were updated with last time. If MOTHER 1 and 2 were very different, I’d assume the third time around would end up totally different again, but that’s not the case. Inconsistency is easy to be caught off guard by.

                        sprite Curimuch

                          The setting in America (or America-like place) and the tone, mood, direction etc. of the game in MOTHER 1 did not change drastically in MOTHER 2. Of course there have been sequels that are not very connected, but at least understand this difference, with the sudden drastic change in MOTHER 3 as compared with what people were updated with last time. If MOTHER 1 and 2 were very different, I’d assume the third time around would end up totally different again, but that’s not the case. Inconsistency is easy to be caught off guard by.

                          Well, yeah it’s a bit off guard, but I do not understand how it is a bad thing to try something new. The game explains to you what happens in the world, implies how many years gone by and still managed to be somewhat tied to Mother 2. Especially how Mother 3 still managed to keep up with Mother 2 with Pokey and brief time usage. This is important because Pokey warped at the end of 2.

                          I don’t see how it’s so far fetched, especially with the ending of 2.

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                          • DINO RAMPAGE!

                          Nah, it’s not a bad thing to try something new. I’m not really sure where else Itoi could have gone with the ending of 2, either. In fact, keeping Pokey really stabilized the connection, I think—like you mentioned.

                          I just understand where people are coming from when they question the sudden deficiency in these “connections,” with the new installment of 3.

                          sprite Dadalama

                          actually I always thought the game was a good example of how to try new things and not forget the source material. The feel is still there you still have the four silent protagonists going off on an objective to find 8 different “things” (well after there separate stories are done). You have the same kind of humor. It’s a very similar game
                          the only difference is the party isn’t made up of a red cap, a pink dress, a pair of glasses or a sword/knife wielder. And they don’t start the search for the 8 things until halfway through the game.

                          Nobody complains that Kirby has a million and a half games and only 4 of them are original platformers… and I think that’s far worse.

                          sprite Pixlking

                          “Chapter 6 is too short”
                          “Chapter 7 is too long”
                          “Mother 3 is too unbalanced”

                          sprite AquaChild

                          “Stop thinking up stupid theories!”

                          Whatever. We can think up whatever we want, Itoi said that interpretation of a game was 50% the player’s. And I can’t stand people who just say something is stupid. It’s insulting and saying that, in itself, is stupid.

                          sprite DragonRaiderX9

                            Exactly! We should be able to make stupid theories about whatever we please!

                            …Because obviously, Boney is the reincarnation of Loid.

                            May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.

                            SaturnStorm

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                            It would explain why he’s able to use all those rockets and things. [disregarding that everyone else can use them too].

                            TBH most of the comments I want to make note of don’t actually make me want to go on a murderous rampage. They just make me feel a little worse about communities (mostly because I know this sort of thing is so much more rare here than other communities face, and that’s such a shame!).

                            Comments I’m not so pleased about:

                            “It’s just a videogame!”
                            “STOOPID NINTENDO! I’M GOING TO [insert act of violence here]”
                            “[Insert fetus comment]”
                            “[insert rickroll]”

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                            “What’s Mother 3?”

                            Yes, it’s true, I’m…I’m….I’m as bald as a bean!

                            sprite EarthBoundRules

                              “Mother 1 is too HAAARD! Therefore, it automatically sucks.”

                              (plays easy patch)

                              “OMG this game ROCKS!!!!”

                              EDIT: Whoops, thought this topic was for all of the Mother games. Sorry.

                              sprite Moupi Moupi

                              “har har har thats not giygas. idiot. i have no idea what it is but its not giygas cus the cool people say so.”

                              I cringe everytime I see people getting flamed/insulted on my video because they say it’s Giygas.

                              THE BARRIER POSE MADE THE DISSIPATE

                              sprite wrathofblade

                              “hurr I am going to make a rash and insulting generalization about a group of people with a different opinion than mine on some aspect of this video game hurr”

                              …but no, it does bug me when people assume the removed backgrounds are Giygas

                              128 Marios !!
                              Saddler… you’re small-time.

                              sprite meteorite

                              “This game stinks.”

                              sprite blrasmu

                                “Giygas is a fetus.”

                                I know that is more EarthBound, but it’s still annoying. And now something Mother 3 related:

                                “OMG, I lost my savestate, someone help me!!”

                                Coming in March:
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                                sprite willterminus

                                Its not on the forums but I get this from a lot of my friends
                                “Sure Ill try Mother 3 Is it a 3D game?…No then never mind I only play 3D games.”
                                It makes me mad that some people wont play a game because its not 3-D there loss.

                                sprite shafersaysmeh

                                “ITs so depressing how people discreminate bwetween 2d and 3d wah wah im gonna go kill myself.” -_-

                                Random thought of the day: What do christians believe happen to the glob of stemcells if its human, does it automatically go to heaven or hell in their eyes? o_O it doesnt seem like it could sin much in the womb.

                                sprite theowl89

                                  “Flint only, No Item, Sunshine forest!”

                                  O wait….

                                  sprite NecrosaroIII

                                    “Boney is completely useless”
                                    “Flint should have replaced Boney or Kumatora”
                                    “Kumatora had no reason to be in the main group”
                                    “Ness should have had a bigger appearance”
                                    “Giygas was the real final boss”

                                    Bonus

                                    “Giygas is a fetus”

                                    “Baby can you dig your man, he’s a righteous man”- Larry Underwood

                                    sprite waehofen

                                      For me, it’s mostly the obsessed fans who totally betray their former love for EarthBound in a second.

                                      “This game is so much better than EarthBound because it actually has a plot!
                                      If I have to read that point repeated in a different wording fifteen times in one page of a topic one more time, I’m just going to snap. Every single time that I try to explain the significance of EarthBound’s connection to a main character who is defined from day 1, I either get ignored, or I get blank stares. Internet style. I didn’t even know it was possible. :b

                                      EDIT: I forgot about the people who go even further, and say that the plot was the saddest thing they’ve ever witnessed in their entire lives, and that they want to abandon all technology now.

                                      “Chapter 6 made me cry!”
                                      It’s about a boy, launched into depression by the loss of his family (except his dog and his ever-mourning father), being visited by the ghost of his dead mother. That either qualifies as “wut” or “hallucination.”

                                      “Chapter 8 made me cry!”
                                      It’s the cheesiest part of the game. In attempt to inspire nostalgia, they actually made it the most boring and limited area of the entire game. That’s just wrong.

                                      “Claus brought me to tears at the end!”
                                      No comment.

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                                      Beyond the Darkness!